it’s 2018 please put the k back in thicc
thikc
you know what, I’ll take it
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Me flirting:
-does absolutely nothing to get your attention-
*waits for you to take a hint*
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If everyone no longer sneezed, how long would it take the world to find out
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someone’s laundry
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author: so in this world there are immortal fire-breathing dragons
everybody: cool!
author: also half the army is female
everybody: um, isn’t that a bit unrealistic? :/
author: there are a dozen+ sentient species including orcs, elves, and entities that should be dead but somehow aren’t
everybody: cool!
author: and a lot of them are poc
everybody: how does that? make sense?
author: alright, so people can pretty much rewrite the laws of reality by thinking about it hard enough, so anything is possible
everybody: makes sense
author: also several of the characters are not straight
everybody: what else even is there?
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